tyrabankruptcy:

jadethemerman:

fagmobs:

tyrabankruptcy:

It clearly says on her Wikipedia page she dropped out of high school and she hasn’t finished her album so, I don’t know when she’s going to have time to do all that.

Didn’t finish high school. Didn’t finish her album. Does this bitch finish anything?

she finished her career in music

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0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

(via andrewbelami)

deathwingxvx:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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adventuresintigtown:

Pascal really knows how to fuck my day right up.

(via officialfirenation)

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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(Source: inaromanticalway, via cyberho)

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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(Source: the-anal-rapist, via the-ice-prince)

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via robinthenguyener)

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

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meladoodle:

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

im stressed because the ‘0’ implies that tits-clits-and-taylor-swift was already taken

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darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

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(Source: cindymayweather, via cyberho)