ryan // 17 // i aint some hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
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j5h:

j5h:

eggs

this is my best post

there is a huge ass spider in the smoke detector in my room and if I hit it enough it’ll start beeping at me and I’m just so stressed out this is unacceptable I did not sign up for this

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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reblog if you are cute and hilarious

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

spiritdick:

I want to know why

hijerking:

getting followed back by someone you thirstfollowed

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orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN