someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com?
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
who is she
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
I EYEIN THIS CAR JUST NOW BECAUSE THE PARKING JOB WAS JUST ABSOLUTELY AWFUL AND AS I WAS WALKING BY THIS LADY WAS JUST SITTING THERE GIVING ME THE MOST TERRIFYING “STFU” LOOK AN OLDER ASAIN LADY CAN GIVE OMFG
can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed