ryan // 17 // i aint some hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
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penis-hilton:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com? 

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

16yrold:

heaven

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

shittier:

who is she

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

I EYEIN THIS CAR JUST NOW BECAUSE THE PARKING JOB WAS JUST ABSOLUTELY AWFUL AND AS I WAS WALKING BY THIS LADY WAS JUST SITTING THERE GIVING ME THE MOST TERRIFYING “STFU” LOOK AN OLDER ASAIN LADY CAN GIVE OMFG

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed