what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT
(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings, via ohchsinad)
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
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1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
no its the regular lust. if you dont sexually lust after chocolate you’re either a liar or your wrong
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| A: | Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do? |
| B: | Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back? |
| C: | If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose? |
| D: | Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one? |
| E: | Have you ever cheated on somebody? |
| F: | Are you a virgin? |
| G: | Do you believe in ghosts? |
| H: | If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave? |
| I: | If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer? |
| J: | If you sold your soul, what would it be for? |
| K: | Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason? |
| L: | Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean? |
| M: | Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money? |
| N: | Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic? |
| O: | Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance? |
| P: | Politics, what are your thoughts on them? |
| Q: | Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos? |
| R: | Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god? |
| S: | What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)? |
| T: | What is your favorite sexual position? |
| U: | Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who? |
| V: | Do you ever want children? |
| W: | If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? |
| X: | Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke? |
| Y: | Is there anything you wouldn't do for love? |
| Z: | Would you ever have sex for money? |
hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ignor 4 satan
reblog 4 good
I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.
If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….
my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
this picture is such bullshit. Its obvious that the person cut their face in half and made a mirror of it.
If you’re gonna Photoshop something, do it right dumbass, and don’t try to turn it into a sob story. It is not funny.
my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ok are you kidding me. look at her. look at lindo. she already has so much to go though. she has no fucking nipples. everyday people laugh at her. EVERY FUCKING DAY. she posted this thinking she’d be safe here, because tumblr is supposed to be a safe place, what with all the anti bullying and whatnot. and yet here you guys are. judging her. ridiculing her. hating on her for trying to get her life story out. all she wants is for someone to listen and this is what she gets. you guys make me sick. lindo we will never forget. #prayforlindo
i died at #prayforlindo
Join the facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Praiy4Lindo
4 all likes,1 dolor i sdonated to finger sergery.
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in 4 months we will be able to experience and see all 600+ pokemon in beautiful 3d cell shading
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“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
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On reactions to her weight loss:
I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, ‘Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous’. I’m like, ‘I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing’-Raven Symone
This quote. Exactly why I dislike before and afters. Why are you to judge a woman solely on her appearance, and deem her as ‘beautiful’ after she has lost the weight? Beauty is not defined by a low weight.
i have rebloged this 20million times and i will do it again
this. Raven was my role model for my lil fat self in grade school. Beautiful then, Beautiful now.
THANK YOU. I AM SOFA KING GLAD YOU FUCKING BROUGHT THIS TO EVERYONE’S ATTENTION. FUCK YES.
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