ryan // 17 // i aint some hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
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lostcivilization:

SPICE RACK!!!!

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount) ←

chris hemsworth can hmu any day tbh

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

kinda in the mood to smoke some pot and suck some dick tbh

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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Anonymous asked: you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

Anonymous asked: you're probably broke

ridge:

oh really?? then what’s this???

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?