pomhub:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

its sorta like a play

(via designertrashbag)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via designertrashbag)

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons, via nerdyvue)

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

(via thatannoyingwhitegirl)

Anonymous Asked:
how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming, via johnnymalik)

chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

k-id-prodigy:

I want these

(Source: 7ae, via queurl)

megab0ner:

corbinfisherman:

megab0ner:

someone in my class just told someone else”you can’t read cause you’re gay”

right

because gays can’t read

What does this say?

idk I had my friend write it for me

(via thatannoyingwhitegirl)

Anonymous Asked:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

(via thatannoyingwhitegirl)

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(via 9195-till)

singusasongofthecentury:

It’s been really hard to exist lately

(via 9195-till)

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

image

is this a reaction or an example

both

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